.........as I'm sure you know, is a document one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between countries, so the officials can learn who you are, where you were born, and how you look when photographed unflatteringly - Lemony Snicket.
I have my new passport now! It makes me want to go somewhere...but I am incredibly broke after my fees go out. I also thought I'd have £100 in the bank but I forgot about the passport money going out so all I have is £20.....and I've got something to pay off before I get paid next....so, nope...definitely doesn't look like I'll be able to afford to cross the border of my garden, let alone anywhere else!
On a positive, the picture on my passport is not half bad.
"not half bad".
ReplyDeleteI've had just about enough of your lies scub.